Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.
mamrie hart everyone
I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH
MAMRIE WHAT IS HAPPENING
INTERVIEWS ALWAYS BE CREEPING UP BEHIND ME.
So I was out buying halloween decorations and I saw this wig, picked it up and then I saw it…..
WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?!?
WHY IS JENSEN’S FACE ON IT?!
NO IM DONE CRYING
WHAT IS THIS
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
i’m laughing so hard at this email i got from okcupid fuck
so many of my friends are queer that i genuinely forget that the majority of the population isn’t on a regular basis
how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you
2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers
what about 1982
everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban
come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds
GOD DAMN IT
i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much