do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Why do you know so much about murdering people
Why do you want to murder a lot of people
This is the most beautiful horse in the world…
shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD
pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr
when someone else says they love my fav character
Are you mad?
stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all
this entire site is on drugs
This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die
Another one? I thought we were done after Jude Law!
“Robert you don’t even clean up after Mark Ruffalo, you are not bringing home another one.”
I’m my own woman — first, , last — and always!