That otp that you ship every way like brotp, qpotp, otp, friends with benefits, soulmates, star crossed lovers, best friends since birth, forbidden lovers, and you just know that you’re never gonna ship a ship like this ever again
I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.
Things never happen the same way twice, dear one.
Actual married couple - you can almost FEEL Dan just yelling out suddenly “PHIL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT iT OUT”
Baker Street, Marian Grudeff & Raymond Jessel, 1965.
They’re R U N N E R S . They look for a w a y o u t .
ladies using swords (◡‿◡✿)
ladies using guns (◕‿◕✿)
ladies taking revenge (⊙‿⊙✿)
badass ladies (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
ladies winning through manipulation (◡‿◡✿)
ladies using social skills and political knowlegede (◕‿◕✿)
ladies using their emotional power as a weapon (⊙‿⊙✿)
ladies being badass in both physical and non-physical ways (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked
44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.