toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u







fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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castieltheunicorn:

ledgergushingred:

ipgd:

mastahaze:

This is the most beautiful horse in the world…
From Turkey

shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you  hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead







approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr







residentevils:

when someone else says they love my fav character

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thorsmightythighs:

Are you mad?

Possibly.







certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all







misha-smiles:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

e-zekiel:

consulting-time-captain:

aro-rusco:

santajackharkness:

theladythorki:

steven-stone:

i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon

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petition to rename the moon

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this entire site is on drugs

This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die

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actuallybatman:

jaggedcliffs:

Another one? I thought we were done after Jude Law!

“Robert you don’t even clean up after Mark Ruffalo, you are not bringing home another one.”













eomers:

I’m my own woman — first, , last — and always!

[MAKE ME CHOOSE]
 ⤷ playmoremetallica asked:
Jane Foster or Natasha Romanoff?







Steve Rogers + Bangs







punkmothra:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”